American Enterprise Institute is in tears. Ahmad Chalabi's office in Iraq announced that the results of the elections will not permit Ahmad Chalabi to even win one seat in parliament. AEI promises to give him any seat he wants in Washington, DC. You know that Antoine Lahd is nicknamed General Hummus by Israeli newspapers? After the humiliating withdrawal of Israeli troops from South Lebanon in 2000, Lahd fled for his life to open the Byblos restaurant in occupied Palestine. We need a new Middle East restaurant in Washington, DC. Go for it, Chalabi. Oh, and Judith Miller can search for Iraqi WMDs in the kitchen. Enjoy.