Learning from (and emulating) Chirac's behavior toward Lebanon, I want a special UN Security Council session to deal with the disturbances in France. I also want to have a special UN committee to investigate the causes of the riots, and the tossing of a sound grenade by French police outside of a mosque. I also want all French troops to once and for all leave the African continent. I also want him to know that French mandate over Lebanon has long ended. Oh, I also want him to disclose how much cash he had obtained from Hariri during his political career.