I am really sick AND tired of reading about the "wisdom" of King `Abdullah of Saudi Arabia in the Arabic press, including in my favorite newspaper As-Safir. This about a man who can't complete a sentence. I mean, really. If I can buy the Arab media, I will make radical changes. I will feature grocers, farmers, peasants, workers, beggars, shoe shiners, porters, instead of kings and princes. If only.