Have CAIR and Ibrahim Hooper issued a Fatwa today? Has the US military arrested a senior Zarqawi aide today? Has Husni Mubarak won a new election? Has Sa`d Hariri said a new dumb thing? Has the Iraqi Minister of Defense threatened to cut off people's heads? Have the hands of the Saudi King been kissed by Lebanese journalists today before the deadline that ends the practice (Lebanese journalists are lining up to kiss the royal hands before the end of the deadline)? Has Saddam written a new boring novel? Have Arab governments promised reforms? Have Lebanonese nationalists claimed that another non-Lebanese is Lebanese? Let me know.