Culprit of the Week in the Iraqi Insurgency: In the never ending search for the those responsible for the Iraqi insurgency, the US government has just found those responsible in.....SPAIN. Secretary of Defense explained this new development. He said that it was just discovered that there is ineed a small piece of Iraqi territory that borders...SPAIN. In that area of the border, terrorists have been smuggled in by Zarqawi and his 500000 senior aides (50000 of whom have been arrested by US occupation soldiers). Wait. Arab media are not allowed to refer to US occupation as "occupation." Did I make a mistake here? Well, I can simply refer to it as the Macedonian occupation of Iraq as Macedonia still has those very able 38 soldiers.