Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Vote for the Puppets or US Troops will shoot you. The US (under international law and simple morality) bears full responsibility for whatever has happened in Iraq since the American invasion and occupation. You can, and should, blame the US for bringing Zarqawi and his gang into Iraq too. He did not operate in Iraq until the US opened that arena up. And the exiled Iraqi groups (the ones attached to US tanks) are pleased with US war plans. You see: they came to Iraq to discover that Iraqis did not care for them or their neo-conservative ideology. I am told that Kanan Makiyya (who I hear will soon be appointed the puppet Iraq ambassador in US) expected Iraqi masses to greet him as a hero. So in preparation for the puppet elections, all opponents of the puppet candidates will be shot. In other news, Grand Ayatollah Sistani, who never left his house in 6 years, except briefly to allow the US to bomb Najaf and who was known as uncritical of Saddam during his rule and who worked with Saddam's regime, will be issuing a Fatwa soon on whether Playstation II is consistent with Islamic laws. Those more than 1000 Iraqis who were proudly killed by US troops in the Battle of Fallujah will soon be buried in mass graves, I presume. This only proves this: the mass graves in Iraq from 1990 onwards are the work of Saddam and US. Finally, it is important to note that the more than 1000 Iraqis killed in Fallujah were not killed before US troops checked their identification and determined that they were all card carrying members of the Zarqawi gang, including the women and children.