Hallelujah: the Mother of Nietzsche on my potato

This is the top story in my local newspaper: "Merced man sees Virgin Mary in found rock." But don't be cynical and don't rush to mock. In fact, I used to be skeptical like you but not anymore. Just last week, I bought a potato and saw an unmistakable image on it: the mother of Nitzsche was clearly visible on my potato. Hallelujah.