Sunday, August 03, 2014

This will now be the trend in US coverage of Israelis: their stress. This woman can't stop eating chocolate. Poor her

"Try as may, I cannot stop rockets with M&M’s.  Hershey’s syrup doesn’t stop the sound of booms, Cocoa Pebbles don’t stop sirens, and chocolate, glory be thy name, doesn’t stop war.  I have tried in earnest to employ all of these methods and alas, Operation Tzuk Eitan is still in full swing. My name is Rachel and I am a chocoholic."