Cherif Bassiouni's cv

Ahmet sent me this:  "Asad..OFF TOPIC.. but apparently the guy has a large ego too, and he is so enamored with citing every petty detail of his lousy career that that he has a CV of 71 pages. I mean, not even Noam Chomsky could produce something of the sort..To wit, I suggest you send him your famous Angry Arab blender prize; he might cite it too in his resume.."