Telling tall tales now

This is like those who Israel put on the speaking circuits here in the US and who claim that they were former "hardcore terrorists": ""He asked for my help. Bin Laden asked me personally, you know. I responded immediately on the spot ...'No. I'm not going to help you.'"Bin Laden was stunned." And then Noman Benoteman (and the names sounds more Brooklyn than Arabic--but that is another story altogether) stood and slapping Bin Laden on the face. He then took off his belt, and started to belt Bin Laden on his back. That is when Muhallah Omar entered the cave and Mr. Benoteman kicked him on the behind. There are more details about the adventures of this man in a book coming to you soon from Harper-Collins.