Stop the presses. Wake up the kids, and releas the pigs from the barn.

Flash. No, Major Flash. `Ala' Mubarak (who is identified in Egyptian media as "Citizen Mubarak" as in Citizen Cane--kid you not) who made his entry into Egyptian political life during the chauvinist craze that followed the football match with Algeria, yesterday called TV shows in Egypt and said that Husni (his daddy dictator) watched the recent football game and would hug his grandson, `Umar, when the Egyptian team (the MubarakPlayers) would score. Yesterday, I passed an Egyptian channel on TV and they were engaged in a most vulgar, most obscene festival of Egyptian nationalist celebration that I have seen.