For those who have been sending me this manifesto. A two-day reader of my blog would have known that I would never ever sign it, not even if a gun is aimed at my head. I mean where do I begin--not the song? Notice that according to the dudes, anti-Zionism is "racism." And I can't sign my name to anything that has the name of Paul Berman, even if it was a petition to make eggplants the national vegetable of the world.