I was in the mood to inflict pain on myself. So I was debating whether I should pull out 3 or 4 of my teeth, or drive a screwdriver through my left ear, or staple my nose to my big toe, or listen to House Majority Leader (Tom De Lay)'s speech at the annual convention of AIPAC (American Israel Public Affairs Committee). Unfortunately, I settled on the latter. If somebody finds the text of the speech, please forward to me to share with the rest. It has some nuggets of hilarity.