Humor for the day: Israeli promises to their Lebanese collaborators

""There is an agreement between Israel and the SLA that they [the Israelis] will not withdraw from here before the establishment of peace and a solution has been found for the SLA and the people of the area." He continued: "The Israeli prime minister [Yitzak Rabin] stated publicly that among the conditions for peace are the disarmament of Hezbollah, the stopping of all military operations, security on both sides of the border and a solution for the SLA." He clarified that this "solution" meant integrating the SLA militiamen into Lebanon's regular army." (thanks Olivia)