Yesterday, King PlayStation donned his military fatigue and met with commanders of the Jordanian Army. It was quite a show on TV: his commanders looked more obedient than the commanders of Saddam's army when he summoned them for a meeting. My favorite part was when he would vomit some opinion, and then the commanders would be taking copious notes of what was said. You had to be there. Some people ask about the medals and ribbons that the King wears: well, he has earned them all in his various glorious battles against Israel. Oh, yeah.