I am not making this up. According to An-Nahar (the right-wing, sectarian Christian, anti-Palestinian (people), anti-Syrian (people) ) newspaper, there was somebody who did a "professional MA"--whatever that is--at Hummus University in Beirut and that she found that An-Nahar is "the most objective" and "most logical" of all media in Lebanon. Apparently, the degree of objectivity was measured by the extent to which the newspaper drips Hummus after being submerged in...Baba Ghannuj.