"As'ad AbuKhalil, the sharp-witted southern California scholar who runs the Angry Arab News Service, predicted that a wounded Clinton "will now claim that Sen. Obama has pledged to ask Mahmoud Ahmadinajad to be his running mate if he wins the nomination."" (Modesto is in Northern California, for the record, and right now I am in Amsterdam, hoping that the garbage in downtown will be picked up by today. Otherwise, I will launch Angry Amsterdam service.)