I hate Heathrow airport. The smallest airport in Nebraska is more convenient and more logically designed. And US, Germany, and Sweden are much cleaner than UK. Why is that? What happened since I left the US? Is Mr. Bush still making progress in Iraq? And New TV (through Slingbox technology, I can access my TV back home (and even recorded programs on DVR) from anywhere around the world--is technology not amazing?) reported that the Lebanese Army advanced 100 meters in the Nahr Al-Barid camp. I kid you not. They reported that, in those words. Don't think that silly obsession with Paris Hilton is an American phenomenon: I arrived to London to see BBC airing a segment on the release of Paris Hilton from jail. More later.