So the stupid report in Hariri rag Al-Mustaqbal to the effect that Bush receives reports on Lebanon--he who is known to detest reading--every ten minutes, makes you wonder. What kind of reports are those? Like: mini-Hariri just had lunch. Walid Jumblat has just opened a bottle of Vodka. Samir Ja`ja` (ga`ga` in Egyptian dialect) is remembering fondly his glory days as a notorious war criminal. Ahmad Fatfat is reviewing a report on the status of basketball games in Lebanon. Prime minister boo hoo hoo, well, just--boo hoo hooed, etc.