I read that Shaykh Al-Azhar, who threw an ash tray at a journalist two years ago because she dared to ask him a question that he did not like, has offered to go to Iraq. I say, go for it. Please go. I hear that you are really needed there, and Bush has been making progress. Will you be burning books in Iraq too? And maybe you can take Grand (not really) Ayatollah Sistani out on walks. The man has left his house once in 6 years. And you can yell about Danish cartoons while there.