Do you want to know the secret of the commercial formula of success for LBC-TV, the TV of the Lebanese Forces militia--and it looks like the release of LF war criminal Samir Ja`ja` will return ownership back to LF command? Well, it is simply a Lebanonese melange of vulgarism, sleaze, misogyny, tackiness, and bad taste. Lebanonese nationalists are really good at all that. So much so, that the US occupation apparatus hired LBC-TV to train the staff of the Iraqi puppet TV station.